korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

keithmoom:

“knock knock”

“who’s there”

“the”

“the who?”

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”

(Source: fleekshow)

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

You can fly to individual routes in ORAS. It’s about time.

(Source: zdf)

myutsuu:

pokemon-global-academy:

pokemon-global-academy:

According to multiple reporters who were on the scene, a man wearing a Pikachu hat and carrying a stuffed Pokémon jumped the White House fence today and ran across the lawn before being apprehended by Secret Service agents.

Source: Kotaku

FREE HIM! 

son, you can’t battle the American League Champion without all 8 badges

sasymptote:

so i went here today

doitsu:

iporygon:

therightnippleofgilgamesh:

a genre-aware white haired anime boy that dyes his hair in protagonist colours in an attempt to avoid his tragic fate

Anime mom untying her side ponytail when shit starts going down to avoid death

A character that sits next to the wall instead of the window in class to avoid being an anime protagonist

(Source: therightnippleofarcher)

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

(Source: loversdreamersandyou)

whalesharkboyfriend:

I was on my university’s library website and saw a link to scanned yearbooks from as far back as the first edition from 1884 and said what the hell I might as well look and I found this group among the organizations from 1884 and I really want to know what happened to this group???? When did they disband? What was there goal?? I pledge this gets reformed asap

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(Source: flightwheel)

tinycartridge:

Pokemon ORAS demo October 21 in North America ⊟

Warning: to get the “Special Demo Version” and battle Sceptile, Blaziken, and Swampert, you have to go to Pokemon.com and set up a Trainer Club Account by October 19, then get a code out of the newsletter. I know. There’ll be “other methods” but those haven’t been announced yet, and so far do not include just downloading it from the eShop like a normal person.

Other news: more Mega Pokes! Latios, Latias, Pidgeot, and Beedrill! New trailer (above!)

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